Morning Routine [COMPETITION]

- "Nad, you don't understand, the school is ruled by the law of the jungle. I've got to Win these kid's Respect."
- "Whatever you say, vampires georg..."

nebubae's original character, George, for her OC Competition (go join!! )

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i saw a character with contact lenses and i was like
yes
relatable

bc i wear contacts and this is literally me every single morning trynna put them in


the 'Not An Asshole!AU' with George (AKA Von Hex), his wife Nadia, and their 2939847032981 beauty supplies (99% of which belong to vampire georg)

it turns out i super DUPER misread this character bc i saw the contact lenses comment and i was like
ah
lovable vain nerd asshole

i was so wrong omfg 
he's actually an actual asshole but
u see this is the not an asshole!au so lets pretend hes a lovable vain nerd instead

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HEADCANONS:
- am i allowed to do this, this aint my character
- his contour is always on point bc he needs them cheekbones ok hes soft
- does ten thousand pushups and still LANKY
- his roots r showing ok he's getting them done on thursday let him live
- wears foundation because Nadia ok it's not a vampire if i'm tan okay i need to be like the irish, so white i blend in with SAND
- he's the youngest-lookin principal their school has ever had
- the goths have never been so co-operative with school authority
- like ever
- wow